Carson Kressley: "Oh em gee!!! It's OHmommy. In real life."

Me: "Stop it Carson. You're making me blush!"

Carson: "Seriously though. I need to touch you... to make sure you are real."

Me: "Hush, Carson. Let's pose for the camera on the yellow carpet."

Carson: (whispering) "I love you OHmommy."

Carson: "We really look good together in matching colors."

Me: "We do, don't we?"

Carson: "Ummmm.... yeah! Want to go shopping on Michigan Ave tomorrow? Just me and you, babe."

Me: "I'll have to double check my schedule with my assistant. How about one more photo? One that you can frame?"

Carson: "You are brilliant OHmommy!"

Thanks Carson and Nikon for making little old me feel a little bit glamorous. And Carson... call me anytime to go shopping. I'll clear my schedule for you.