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Written by OHmommy   
Wednesday, 24 June 2009 18:01
Add one extremely good looking chick from the finest stock whatev, this is my blog to a seven passenger, entry-level, burgundy minivan.

Load the van with two TV/DVD systems, three feature length Disney films and a handful of processed foods.



Lovingly mix in two excited chickadees and one chickatoddler who's on her way at mastering the look of death.


Place above mixture sans husband on an open road through the picturesque farms of Ohio and ummm... Indiana for approximately 370 miles.

When the timer hits the bewitching hour and all chicks have been fried (approximatly 6.5 hours) carefully unload and deposit under the thatched roof of chick's parents. For eleven days.

You can choose to finish off the fried chicks with one or all the following toppings: one distant relative's wedding in which they all stand up in, one chance to make a first-time impression on chick's sister's future in-laws at engagement party, one annual Fourth of July beach party, and a handful of play-dates/museums/parks sprinkled in between.

Please note: This recipe hasn't been tested. I plan on trying it out Thursday afternoon. I'll let you know how it goes. Just in case you want to sample it youself. I'm thoughtful like that.
 

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