Convince child that a witch is indeed a very scary costume.

Recycle her brother's old grim reaper costume that he wore for two Halloweens, by cutting it to length with nail cuticle scissors because (of course) you can't find normal scissors. Hot glue ten cent plastic spiders onto a hat Mom wore back in two-thousand-oh-nine. Purchase a broom and stockings from the dollar store and put it all together for a perfect pint sized super scary witch costume for under three dollars.

Third child will be over the moon happy.

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Super scary witch costume, no? It's no wonder why no one follows me on Pinterest.