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This is the Max Studio dress as shown online in salmon (not black). Shapeless, frumpy, and plain. OHmommy would have never purchased it online, at first glance. This is the Max Studio dress, as seen on OHmommy, purchased at a mall that made her husband's jaw drop. OHmommy, whom is standing on top of her master bathroom island, while her toddler quietly plays with her costume jewelry on the floor, for one second thinks she looks not like a SAHM.
It is fun, flirty, and fabulously silky. And OHmommy kinda of feels like a million bucks wearing it in the middle of a snowy Tuesday afternoon, in rural Ohio, half way between a Saks and an Amish Walmart, on top of her bathroom island. Alone with a toddler. Oh, hush... that sounds completely normal. OHmommy could have chosen something more fitted, black, and conservative as she normally does; however, there is no way, after birthing three children, that 20 years from now she could successfully pull off wearing a fantastic dress as the one mentioned above.
This message has been endorsed by the members of OHmommy's SAMIC group. (SAMIC: Shopping At Mall Is Classy was established yesterday in hopes of getting more people off their computers and into the mall and later to return back to their computers so they can post ridiculous pictures of themselves standing on top of counter tops narcississtically taking pictures of themselves in new clothes.) **Membership to SAMIC is free. Anyone with a counter top, mirror, and camera is encouraged to join. And clothes. You must have clothes. SAMIC does not endorse birthday suits.**
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