Three children visit the White House for the first time.

The eldest child: "Is that a sniper on the roof? A real sniper with a GUN? Mom! Dad! I see a real life sniper on the roof. A sniper.  I see a SNIPER with a GUN!!!"

The middle child: "Where's the gift shop? I need something to drink."

The youngest child: "I no like a white house. I want a pink house.  Where da pink house Mama?"