By the time she reaches kindergarten she will have dined sixty some times in the elementary school cafeteria.

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Brava Feenie for being one of the most well behaved children in the cafeteria this year, during my lunch/recess duty.  You've made kindergarten girls cry and betray friendships as they elbowed their ways to sit next to you. The first grade girls, a little more level headed, played rock-paper-scissors to decide who would "babysit" you on the playground.  At the tiny age of three, you have a gigantic fan base who in unison holler "Feeeeeenie" each time you walk through the school doors.

I have a feeling that you're going to be well protected by the time you reach highschool.  Or beg to be home-schooled.