Classy Chaos.  Not only am I head over stilettos in love with the title of my blog but I also live up to it.  On a regular basis thankyouverymuch.

Take last year, almost to date, for example.  One minute I was shopping for a classy black dress to wear when reading one of my blog posts before an audience of 2000 plus as part of the BlogHer's community keynote and the next thing you know my cornea has herpes (not once but twice in July of 2009).  Nothing breaks the ice at a conference like whipping out a year's supply of Valtrex during lunch amidst famous bloggers with cameras.

And take today for example.  One minute I am devouring a hearty organic wholegrain bread at dinner wearing over priced Canadian yoga pants making mental notes of all the things I need to complete before leaving for a blogging conference and the next thing you know my porcelain crown is acting as a toothpick stuck to the top of the baguette.  Naturally, I took a photo because I am shameless.

I am almost positive that I am the only blogger on the face of this great green earth who is toothless and suffers from herpes of the cornea eyeball. That's special people!  Perhaps a tiny population of the world is toothless and suffering from Cornea Herpes and they don't have a spokesperson.  Well, I am your classy girl.

Stop by BlogHer's Geek Lab ROYO: How to Edit Your Pictures and Make Them 10x Better with Amy and Ryan and me this Saturday at 10:45 a.m. in NYC, to see what my husband-dentist filled my gap with.  It's sparkly, yo.  I am sure both Amy and Ryan are thrilled to have such a classy partner.  Keeping it real.