Five reasons why you should take the super long way home by accident stopping to take advantage of awesome backdrops. "Left or right?" "Right! Mama!!!" Even if it means getting stuck in rush hour traffic. With one completely exhausted, overwhelmed and ready-to-get-rid-of-us grandmother. And...

... one toddler repeating, her infamous phrase, every two point three minutes...

"Mama?"

"Yes."

"I wanna talk to you."

"Yes, Feenster."

"Where are we going?"