Question: Can you tell which suburban trick-or-treater was raised by the mother from Eastern Europe whom survived the Cold War?

Clue: It's the only child wearing a fleece lined hat, scratchy wool scarf, down filled jacket and layers of thermals underneath her "snow princess" costume that she found in a bucket of hand-me-downs; it's the child, who ran a mile screaming "I am too warm Mama." while trick or treating in the midwest.

Opps. We aren't in the Cold War anymore, kiddo. I'll get the memo next year.